True best friends will talk to you and joke about poop if you and your friends don’t then your friendship isn’t real I’m sorry to tell you
Got a booty so rad I ripped my pants (I wish I was joking, this actually happened this morning)
Eddie Vedder with Queens of the Stone Age. Alpine Valley Music Theatre. 2011.
Think of it this way…
The Avengers are every person you see in high school.
The shy nerd
The asshole you just can’t hate
The hot foreign guy
The quiet guy who’s always playing guitar and probably smoking something
His bitchy/bad ass girlfriend (depending on if she likes you or not)
The emo kid that somehow gets all the chicks
And that one cheerleader that EVERYONE knows has a hard-on for the athlete
I hate going back to school because it reminds me that I have outgrown my jeans and tops once again. I’m not even fat but it bugs me because before I try them all on I’m like “heck yeah, I’m skinny and fit and hot!” And then I try them and they don’t fit and I feel like a whale
Mozzarella me! Mozzarella me!
Don’t be lasagna